| DATE | OPPONENT | RESULT | GOALS | MY COMMENT | |
| 7. August 99 | Aston Villa | 0-1 | Bad | ||
| 9. August 99 | Tottenham | 1-3 | Solano | Buggah! | |
| 15. August 99 | Southampton | 2-4 | Shearer, Speed | Damn! | |
| 21.�August 99 | Wimbledon | 3-3 | Speed, Domi, Solano | Best this season though! | |
| 25. August 99 | Sunderland | 1-2 | Dyer | Bad | |
| 31. August 99� | Manchester United | 1-5 | Own Goal | Fuck-a-doodle-doo! Worst ever! | |
| 11. September 99 | Chelsea | 0-1 | So close | ||
| 16. September 99 | CSKA Sofia (UEFA) | 2-0 | Solano, Ketsbaia | At last! | |
| 19. September 99 | Sheffield Wednesday | 8-0 | Hughes, Shearer 5, Dyer, Speed | WOW! Shearer is the man! | |
| 25. September 99 | Leeds | 2-3 | Shearer 2 | Nice try | |
| 30. September 99 | CSKA Sofia (UEFA) | 2-2 | Shearer, Robinson | Good enough | |
| 3. October 99 | Middlesbrough | 2-1 | Shearer 2 | Good | |
| 12. October 99 | Birmingham (Worthington) | 0-2 | The Georgies had to be drunk | ||
| 16. October 99 | Coventry | 1-4 | Domi | Real Shitty | |
| 21. October 99 | FC Z�rich (UEFA) | 2-1 | Shearer, Maric | Great! | |
| 25. October 99 | Derby | 2-0 | Shearer, Own Goal | Great! | |
| 30. October 99 | Arsenal | 0-0 | First away point this season! | ||
| 05. November 99 | FC Z�rich (UEFA) | 3-1 | Maric, Ferguson, Speed | Great! | |
| 07. November 99 | Everton | 1-1 | Shearer | We should have beaten those Liverpool'ers | |
| 20. November 99 | Watford | 1-1 | Dabizas | Damn, again!!! | |
| 27. November 99 | Tottenham | An open game, both sides could win | |||
| 04. December 99 | Aston Villa | Not the easist game to win | |||
| 18. December 99 | Bradford | We have to win if we shall survive | |||
| 26. December 99 | Liverpool | 3p. For Gods sake, it's Liverpool | |||
| 28. December 99 | Leicester | Not the thoughest game to win | |||
| 03. January 00 | West Ham | Not the easist game to win | |||
| 15. January 00 | Southampton | At least one point | |||
| 22. January 00 | Wimbledon | Better don't screw it this time too | |||
| 05. February 00 | Sunderland | Kill Kevin Phillips! | |||
| 12. February 00 | Manchester United | REVENGE! Let's do it like in the old days | |||
| 26. February 00 | Sheffield Wednesday | Let's humiliate them again! | |||
| 04. March 00 | Chelsea | A though one | |||
| 11. March 00 | Watford | I'll kill myself if we lose | |||
| 18. March 00 | Everton | Easy enogh to win | |||
| 25. March 00 | Liverpool | Second team from Liverpool in a row! Victory! | |||
| 01. April 00 | Bradford | We're gonna lose, Aprilfool! | |||
| 08. April 00 | West Ham | Better win so close to my birthday | |||
| 15. April 00 | Leicester | An open game | |||
| 22. April 00 | Leeds | I'm satisfied with a draw | |||
| 24. April 00 | Middlesbrough | Against these we can't lose | |||
| 29. April 00 | Coventry | The odds are on our side | |||
| 06. April 00 | Derby | Without injurys this would be "piece of cake" | |||
| 14. April 00 | Arsenal | Victory! Arse-(a)nal stinks |